A Queens' queen

When What We Really Want to Talk About is Clackers....

2012-02-26T23:29:00.000-05:00

Blue ones....

Jell-O for Rui....!

2012-02-26T00:29:00.000-05:00

Must Be Jell-O!

Whatever You Do,

Don't Use Fresh Pineapple.....!

Meanwhile at the Hole in the Wall....

2012-02-25T23:43:00.002-05:00

Made a Little Quiche....

Sanded, Bumped and Ground Some Wood......

Watching an old man sleep upon the parlour floor....

Amongst Other Things...

...

Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell Gets Probed...

2012-02-24T22:04:00.000-05:00

How's it Feel?

Hey Bob!

How Big Was That Probe???

You are lucky...
I would have used something much larger to find out that you have a putrid heart & a shriveled brain....

Give thanks to your god that your rapist was not me, asshole.

Love to the sisters...

There's Five More Acres in the Lower Forty that I've Got to Plow.....

2012-02-24T21:38:00.001-05:00

Isn't it a shame about Billy-Joe?

Anyhow...

Pass the biscuits,

Please.

We Need Some Help From Our Female Voyers, Please....

2012-02-23T21:51:00.000-05:00

QUESTION:
Is it even possible for one of the female gender to ever comprehend philaous?
That is to say, the altruistic love that sometimes happens between men that will lead them to consider themselves to be closer than brothers...?

Estrogen Be Damned!

Is it possible?

I would like to hear from the men too (and the women), but really girls, I want to know if you have ever come across true brotherhood in your romantic endeavors, and if so, did you try to destroy brotherhood for your own personal gain?
And, how did that work out for you?

The Sisterhood Forever!

Except for my brothers....

QW

Yes I Do, but the Words Won't Come.....

2012-02-22T20:40:00.000-05:00

....And I Don't Know What to Say...

Fire on The Mountain Tonight...

2012-02-20T19:10:00.000-05:00

I never knew what that verse meant until the blue ridge....

Some sundowns, you would just swear that that's what it is...

Forgive Our Absence, Please....

2012-02-19T20:55:00.000-05:00

As we've been invaded by psychopaths....

Would You Like to Swing on a Star???

2012-02-16T23:29:00.002-05:00

It Always Breaks My Heart in Two; It Happens Every-time.....

2012-02-16T23:18:00.000-05:00

Love?

Who can speak of it?

I Couldn't Sleep Last Night.....

2012-02-16T22:51:00.000-05:00

What The Hell II...

2012-02-16T18:50:00.000-05:00

What The Hell....

2012-02-16T18:43:00.000-05:00

I bother to post two photographs of myself taken ten years ago, by world renown Photo journalist, Rian Dundon...
Not only that, but most likely to the exact time & day that I am doing this post....

AND...

I don't even get a -

"HEY TOOTS!"

a -

*Grrrrrr ?*

What's the matter, cat got your tongue?

Ten Years Ago There was a Porkfest.....

2012-02-15T22:00:00.000-05:00

At The Beer Garden at Bohemian Hall in Astoria, Queens, NYC.....

Where I was Chef at the time....

Me & My Crew!

My Diversion From the Kitchen...

(looks like Sal Mineo)...

Come to find there is one this year too...
But nowhere near a groovey!

I'll update soon!
Guests...

These Things Happen.

2012-02-14T22:24:00.000-05:00

Here, There and Everywhere!

Wishing Everyone & All, Today & Every Other, Love....

2012-02-14T20:40:00.000-05:00

In Whatever Form It Takes-

Don't Worry About Me, Just Been a Little Busy....

2012-02-13T22:04:00.000-05:00

Rabbit Season..

You Know.

DEAD, RIP....

2012-02-12T00:33:00.000-05:00

A BABY-POO-

God is here.

How Did This Get There???

2012-02-11T21:19:00.000-05:00

Look Whar Good Lookin's Been a'Cookin' ...

2012-02-11T20:42:00.002-05:00

A triple layer quadruple strawberry threat cake.

A rocky road, fat, hot brownie mess, a la mode...

The old man, bought this Coke button some time ago for four hundred dollars.

It's the real thing! At least four feet in diameter, and although it is no longer in its' natural condition, it has been restored quite nicely. It will look great on the side of the diner! When I am ready to photograph it from that perspective you will all understand....

Also it is ever-so-much cooler because Coke is from Georgia....

Atlanta, that is.

About two hours downhill, in the valley.

I did get ready to make stuffed cabbages in the morning....

And I just want to show how beautiful cabbage leaves can be in their infinite variety!

A feast of greens!

The Problem with Evangelical Christians.....

2012-02-10T23:33:00.000-05:00

Apart from the fact that they really don't know Jesus...
They may have met him, I can't really say.
They do seem not to know the scriptures as a whole. If they did, they would know who gets tossed into the lake of fire first...
Do you?
The answer is quite as simple as Jesus was/is:
The fearful.

Faith vs. Fear?

Sometimes I think that we should invoke Levitical law, because that would be the end of evangelicals, catholics & the like...

To me it is really quite linear;

The definition of religion is: Man seeking God.

The definition of true christianity is: God seeking man.

ie.

Jesus died on the cross to end religion...

Search over.

Love love,
love me,
love your brother,
love you enemy x 70,
love yourself,
love love loves loves lovingly.

I forgive all & everyone,
I hope that I am forgiven...

I LOVE YOU.

Pray with me for those that do not understand.

We Watched FOXNEWS For Twenty Minutes Tonight....

2012-02-10T22:41:00.000-05:00

We believe that we now have a third hernia from the laughter...

YES!

We busted a gut.

Money!

2012-02-09T23:57:00.000-05:00

For

Swell Lookers!

Contribute Today!!!

Happy Venereal Disease Day!!!

2012-02-09T01:09:00.000-05:00

Whatever you do, don't waste tour time watching this.....

FUCK YOU!

You stood warned....

xoxox

Slaw Delivery, Waiting to Happen....

2012-02-06T23:50:00.002-05:00

It seems that someone presumed that a victory party would be taking place tonight....

Then I go to deliver the cole slaw, hush puppies & tar-tar sauce, and what do I find?

The address in question is still up for grabs!

Much to my dismay....

OH, these two, (2).

I swear, everything I know, I'll take to my grave....

BUT

Cole slaw & hushpuppies have a shelf life....

Tar-tar Sauce is Forever,
So, I'm not so worried, in this crowd tar-tar sauce is as much of a necessity as fabreze or red lipstick....

Please,

Someone,

Let me know who wins so I can deliver the appropriate accompaniments, (insert correct French word here, of which I pronounce better than even those of the tongue: HERE), to the appropriate address, so that I might go back to my true love in life; Pulling Pork.

Never really cared for tar-tar sauce.....

Crazy Weather Huh?

2012-02-05T21:44:00.000-05:00

Today on the Blue Ridge:

The Daffodils are in bloom....
Along with some crocus, phlox, dandelions & the pansies, of course!

Got a little more work done...

The bluebirds have come back for lunch, which is really quite lovely.

Sounds Like a Pitcher....

2012-02-04T22:42:00.001-05:00

(via)

Except for that red sox thing....

Too Busy to Talk Now....

2012-02-04T20:43:00.000-05:00

Have to get ready for court.

And Now A Word From Our New Hillbilly Sponsors.....

2012-02-03T23:23:00.000-05:00

....,

NO!

A Family Affair Without Buffy, Jodi or Even Mister French!!!

2012-02-03T23:10:00.000-05:00

Life Hurts No Matter What You Do!!

The Hole in the Wall - Update...

2012-02-01T20:16:00.001-05:00

We painted yesterday and had to stop because of nightfall. Couldn't paint today as it was A Rainy Night in Georgia...

We'll be back up on the ladder again tomorrow to finish the pinnacle, windows and fascia....

BEWARE:

OLD POOFTER

LADDER

(Sequoia grove, Creme Brulee & White)

We saved the original old weathered clap-board to trim out the upstairs.
Is it not just lovely?

Perhaps we'll pickle it, haven't quite decided...

PS: Just can't wait to do the post about the wall sconces I'm making!

VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!

2012-01-31T21:39:00.001-05:00

And You Too Can Have One of These!!!

The Florida Primary?
Guess What,
And Evil Person Won.....
&
I Don't Even Know Who Won!

Well, what does it matter?

Perhaps we should send our congratulations to President Obama Though....

We Gotta Feeling...

2012-01-31T01:47:00.000-05:00

...

Watching me.

Innocent On-Lickers....

2012-01-31T01:09:00.001-05:00

We really don't blame most of them....

By the way of Here & Here...

Fourteen Percent Fulll!!

2012-01-31T00:57:00.000-05:00

Feh...

Mean Dirty Pirates on the Internets...

2012-01-31T00:27:00.000-05:00

Have birthdays too!

*Note the Martha Washington bed spread.

Ruby-red slippers

Get Your Ya-Yas HERE!

More, More, More.

Happy, Happy Birthday!

I'll call when I get the rest of my teeth pulled, love...

Someone Should See to it in the Name of Friendship that She Looses Her Husband....

2012-01-30T20:47:00.000-05:00

Whatever could have happened to our little Princess....

WTF from Matt Zarley on Vimeo.

Acting out like this?

We are really beginning to think that that Mistress MJ might be becoming a bad influence upon her....

Oooopsie!

2012-01-30T19:55:00.000-05:00

We can be such a klutz.....

Some Doors, One Must Simply Enter...

2012-01-29T18:49:00.000-05:00

We Must!

Sorry, Y'all, Office Work...

2012-01-28T21:07:00.000-05:00

We are sure you know how that can be....

We Enjoy Being Redundant !

2012-01-27T00:09:00.000-05:00

As Long as We are not Repeating Ourselves....

Redundant Variety !

2012-01-26T23:59:00.000-05:00

One vagina-boob....

...And a ham sandwhich.

ORDER!!!

Dance with the Lady with the Hole in He Stocking.....

2012-01-26T23:42:00.000-05:00

Doesn't it Feel Good?

Lying or not....

For Thom

2012-01-26T22:33:00.000-05:00

here

Just a spoonful of sugar.....

Guys With iphones,,,,,

2012-01-25T02:06:00.001-05:00

Yes!
Commas!

we think we know him...

you are wonder-woman, dear

let me get that for ya.....

I believe in miracles.

Meanwhile.......

((Yowza! )

Good night Louise, go get your own...)

Oh, Richard....!

What do we know from love?

Guys with iphones....

WE ARE NOT AMUSED!

Welcome to Georgia Wally!!!

2012-01-25T01:24:00.001-05:00

Guess What Happened....

If Only...

During a lovely house-warming party that Mistress MJ threw for us, I experienced a house-warming: One from you, all of my lovelies...

And two others:

One from the boys in blue....

(Or perhaps a boy in blue,, mmmh?)

And then one from the boys in orange...

We ain't fucking with her,

would you?

Re-Elect Obama.GOP. org

2012-01-22T20:12:00.000-05:00

Borrowed a cup of snide from Bob.....

Thought we'd share it with y'all....

Meet The Young One....

2012-01-21T20:59:00.001-05:00

Michael -

But first, here is some of his work!

He is a wrapper, a wire wrapper....

Aren't they great???

The crystals & stones are like candy.

Even we have started one!

When he is bored, he will draw on himself

We were hesitant to post these two photos of him because they are blurred, grainy and swirly...

Except,

It suggests his personality to a T!

Lovin' Some Gay Porn....

2012-01-20T17:24:00.000-05:00

Over Yonder.....

We Don't Believe Him....

2012-01-18T15:34:00.000-05:00

Surely He Owns a Automobile

Has Money for Gas.

And most likely has a beautiful wardrobe too...

Oh Richard!.....

2012-01-15T23:18:00.000-05:00

2012-01-14T23:50:00.002-05:00

On the Street Where I Live.....

2012-01-13T23:39:00.000-05:00

Gosh...
It's only up-over-yonder....

We Gather It Is Time To Update Our Profile .....

2012-01-13T22:26:00.000-05:00

Don't worry!
We took a Picture, lest we forget!

Will we change our photo though???

Come On Kids!!!

2012-01-13T21:37:00.000-05:00

Everybody is Doing It!!!

How Does One Justify One's Phony-Baloney Job???

2012-01-12T22:22:00.000-05:00

Saw We See....

2012-01-12T19:27:00.000-05:00

The next door neighbor, not artistic,
just lackadaisical!

Hello, It's Me.....

2012-01-11T23:10:00.001-05:00

A Blast from the Past with Cash!!!

2012-01-10T22:39:00.000-05:00

Anyway,

We really miss you guys, and we are really very sad about not being around so much. Except for the part where an old friend came to town with a pocket full of money & wants us to open up the second floor.....

(way ahead of my schedule).

Can things get any better?

Insert sexy photo here:

So, we have about six weeks to tear down that bitch of a wall and put a window where a window ought to be.....

I've fought worse monsters than these...

Oh! That Thombeau!

2012-01-10T21:12:00.000-05:00

With another new wonderful blog!

CLICK

HERE

WATCH!!!

If You Try Sometimes, You Get What You Need....

2012-01-08T20:54:00.000-05:00

Awful....

2012-01-07T00:13:00.000-05:00

Do You See What I See....?

Didn't See This One Coming.....

2012-01-06T20:48:00.001-05:00

Who Would've Thunk?

Kristy McNichol is a lesbian...

Come on in Kristy, the water is fine.....

Be sure to stop by Bob's place on your way out to get your complementary toaster oven.

Story HERE

Look Ma, No Hands !!!

2012-01-06T19:24:00.002-05:00

Courteously of Mistress MJ.....

2012-01-05T23:51:00.000-05:00

I really like cake!

don't you?

What She Said.....

2012-01-05T19:50:00.002-05:00

Goin' to a Social !!!

2012-01-05T19:35:00.002-05:00

BUT

Whatever Shall We Wear ?

???

For Our Conservative Friends...

2012-01-05T08:55:00.001-05:00

If They Choose to Start with the Whining Again:

This chart along with a report from Think Progress HERE-

UPDATE: Here is another good one over at Crooks & Liars HERE-

Be a Dear & Fetch Mother's Meds for Her....

2012-01-04T18:26:00.000-05:00

Preparing for Our First General Staff Meeting...

2012-01-03T08:42:00.000-05:00

You Know....

Giving the Hired Help a Pleasing Stream of the Old Rancid....

But

Whatever Shall We Wear???

Perhaps We Should Go and Dust Off Our Miniskirt Now...

On the Menu!

2012-01-01T23:13:00.000-05:00

Pineapple Upside-down Cake!

Made with fresh hand-cut pineapple that we did ourselves.....

Never!

2012-01-01T22:08:00.000-05:00

Send an Ol' Man,

To the Grocery,

*STONED*

because:

This is what you get...

Mickey Monochromatically concurs......

A New Year on the Blue Ridge.....

2012-01-01T21:21:00.001-05:00

Here is to hoping

That your new year

Started off as well as ours,

With red camellias blooming in our front yard,

In January...

With,

One,

New,

Full Mason Jar

WHITE LIGHTNING!!!

Your

Cupboard....

Love y'all so much & couldn't have done it without you. A very sincere happy new year to all of you & someone wake up maddie, David Dust and mrpeenee, because we feel like posting some dick....

BRUNCH!

Mason jar of white lightning in our cupboard!....

Absolutely Ghoulish...

2011-12-29T00:12:00.000-05:00

You know,

As In Dodge Trucks Are Ram Tough???

Oy!

whadda face...

A Little Something for Bob...

2011-12-27T20:01:00.001-05:00

I Should Be Laughing...

GO THERE!

...

2011-12-25T12:57:00.000-05:00

Don't Need Santa...

2011-12-24T22:19:00.000-05:00

Already got my old man.....

A large influx of gin wouldn't hurt though....

Oh! Santa, Baby......

2011-12-24T09:42:00.000-05:00

All we want for christmas is loose our two front teeth!

Happy Holidays!!!

xoxox from Wallywood.

But Baby.........

2011-12-23T22:30:00.000-05:00

It's Cold Outside...

We Want One.....

2011-12-22T22:28:00.001-05:00

...Through the Pouring Rain....

2011-12-21T16:36:00.000-05:00

Looks Like Fun to Us!

2011-12-19T23:51:00.000-05:00

Looking Out Some New Doors...

2011-12-18T18:59:00.001-05:00

This is what we see looking out of the front door of the restaurant:

The old town hall in the square.

And this is what we see looking out of the back door:

This is one of a mated pair of hawks that stop by for lunch everyday in the field behind us.

If You Please....

2011-12-18T01:54:00.001-05:00

To Hell With the Diet!

We'll Have the Black Velvet and That Little Boy's Smile...

If You Please...

Here! This is Creepy:

2011-12-16T12:14:00.000-05:00

If you facebook click this link HERE and logon with your facebook account....

Really Creepy...

Can't Get There from Here???

2011-12-14T00:50:00.000-05:00

Kinda Makes Ya Wanna Holler Hidee-Ho.....

2011-12-13T23:26:00.002-05:00

Burns your Tummy now,
don't ya know?

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug...

What a Mind Scramble...

2011-12-13T20:45:00.002-05:00

After leaving NYC a week ago almost to the hour, we finally have a little time to sit down and collect our thoughts and share them.
We now are residing in a little town in north Georgia called Blairsville, it's very scenic here in the Blue Ridge mountains and so far we find ourselves very contented, albeit stretched. Our long time friend, Mark, owns a restaurant in the center of town called The Hole in the Wall, and when we say the center of town we mean right on the square (which is funny because it's a circle). It also is the center of gossip for the town and in many ways it seems more dangerous than the city, we are quite sure you understand...

The reason we haven't had much time since we arrived is that Mark had booked a party, a catered affair, at one of the towns wealthier inhabitant's home, and so, no sooner had we arrived that we had to get busy, very busy. Mark explained that the host was "sensitive", this is the code word here for gay, so we have learned....

The party was great, the most amazing house and we got to feed all the well-to-do poofters in the closet club...

Ho hum...

Back to the town and the diner. the people here refer to themselves as hillbillies and at the diner we serve such delicacies as chicken & dumplings, collard greens, country fried steak and yes, fried green tomatoes....

More to come as we settle in....

Important Update... ...

2011-12-11T00:56:00.001-05:00

Not only can we pee off the front porch,
but we can also leave our empty cans on the rail,
indefinitely...

Three Dogs.....

2011-12-09T02:10:00.002-05:00

Walk into a Vet's Office....

Number three says, "Whatcha in for?"

Number one says, "Oh, I'm a pooper, I'm a pooper....".

Number three says, "So, you're getting your nuts cut off....

Number one says, "Yeah."
-

Number one says to number two, "Howd'a find yourself here?"

Number two says, "Well, I'm a pisser, I'm a pisser......".

Number three says, "So, you're getting your nuts cut off...".

Number two says, "Yeah."

And then numbers one & two chime up and ask number three: "What are you here for????"?

Number three says, "I'm a fucker, I'm a fucker...". "In fact, just this morning my mistress bent over to clean under the kitchen sink, and I fucked her!".......

One & Two say: :"So you are here to get your nuts snipped too.....".

Number Three says: "No, I'm just getting my nails done........................................"!

Feeling Quite Like Patty Duke, Thank You.....

2011-12-07T21:54:00.000-05:00

Most Likely Because We Just had Our First Haircut in Six Years...

A New Career in a New Town...

2011-12-07T09:48:00.000-05:00

Just wanted to let you all know that we are now up on the mountain and that we will be able to give a more complete updated in just a few more days. We already feel our creative juices flowing and decompression has begun....

We are quite sure our abilities to amuse will be in full force shortly...

Thanks for the support.

qw

Very Much in Need of an Old Sweet Song Right Now....

2011-12-04T22:49:00.001-05:00

How About You?

We received a call from one of our proteges & current employer, and he told us one of the prettiest things we have ever heard....

He said:
"You know, you could be driving and come to a stop, and you could just sit there for twenty minutes; no one is going to honk at you, no one is even behind you, I'll bet you'll like that..."

What we have decided to do is the best thing for all of us, stick around & you will see, history in the making....

qw

Thirteen Years Ago Today....

2011-12-03T23:10:00.001-05:00

We touched down at La Guardia to receive and possess our "New York Story", and now we must gather that we have, and so, soon all will be revealed....

Every place a vagabond sojourns carries weight; every place embodies the good and the bad of nature, human and otherwise...

Somethings we will miss-

Cherry trees blooming in December-

The annual painting of the pumpkins...

&
Aptly named family owned businesses...

It really is just like a movie, and that, most of the time.

Just Blowing Through to Profess Our Unwavering Love for You.....

2011-12-03T00:50:00.000-05:00

Be Back Soon,

With a Vengeance...

We Know....

2011-11-30T22:41:00.000-05:00

How About a Snack?

We Couldn't Stand to Have You All Peckish in Our Absence ...

Please Be Patient as We Are Transforming Over Here....

2011-11-28T23:42:00.001-05:00

And Putting To Rest Our Current New York Conversations.

It Always Amazes Us that Americans, as a Whole, Do not Understand the Difference Between Object and Subject...

2011-11-27T01:30:00.000-05:00

This has been going on for years....

We should invest more money into eyeliner purchases.

Insert Brigette Bardot Photo Here:.......

Oh, never mind, we'll just do that ourselves...

We Got to Go, We Got to Go.....

2011-11-27T00:48:00.000-05:00

All Aboard, All Aboard....

Hopefully before the Euro collapses....