Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Cookin'....

... And they say that you can't get good help anymore...

Been so busy getting my recipe perfected for Infomaniac's  Kitchen Queen Contest...

Have you submitted your recipe to Mistress MJ yet???

Honestly,
the last thing I need is another crown....

Friday, October 26, 2012

I Think It's Going to be a Hot Day !


I Saw the Coolest Thing Today:

A very nicely kept older blue sedan with this bumper sticker, coming down the mountain, Memaw at the wheel: 


I tore myself away from my romantic feelings with the ol' man driving me down the mountain in the truck, during indian summer, trees ablaze. I rolled down the window, rolled up my sleeve in my best "Rosie the Riveter fashion", and proffered very erect, "thumb-up".

Go, Granny, Go...

Now, God has blessed me....
I have got balls for the poor (I got a great dick too!),  but I have balls for the poor...

I can spare a square.

But, living here on the blue ridge, and dealing with the crazy bitches that a woman like her has to deal with, and being openly an Obama supporter?

I'll just say that I ain't layin' my raisins on the table against memaw's any time soon....

Usually I am dominant, but there is always a bigger fish in the sea.

Go, Granny, Go.

Find out more HERE...

I often wear this very same outfit....

Small world, huh?

I have a penis;
I Am Wally...

Just then, it hit norma, like a parked car.....

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Sorry, I Was Called Away to the Spa for a Few Days....


My P. O. Evidently, Didn't Like My Pee....

I said "try it with a little lemon".  I think they liked that answer, because they gave me some bracelets & chauffeured me to the county spa where they washed me with special soaps and gave me a very chic saffron colored jump suit.....

(All the boys said that orange is my color, and I told them, well, it is Halloween.........
...Boo,,,).

Well, I'm out now, and more on that later, as I am very tired from sleeping for three days straight, practically solid.




Saturday, October 20, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Friday, October 12, 2012

Always Loved October.....

Especially in an Erection Year!


Sorry, I spent much, very happy good-time in Flushing, Queens.....

Super, happy-fantastic, double-happy, good time!

Election, I meant to write election...

"HONESTY" ........



HONESTLY ????

P.O.S.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Lyin' Ryan, Evidentially, Thinks That it is Just Fine.... To Burn Korans.

&
What he believes, we all must believe, because he, the pope, his wife and "lil' bean",  say so...

MALARKEY!

So Me, 
I Googles Images for: Korans, Lil' Bean, Malarkey   and Catholic Mendacity:



Koran....





Lil' Bean....




Malarkey....















Catholic Mendacity....



I really just didn't look!


INSERT SOME CRAP HERE!

I don't see anything valuable within Lyin' Ryan's  values...

Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are.....

And Don't Worry...
Dorothy Will Never Leave You.




-National Coming Out Day-

See Bob for your handbook & free toaster.

That Time of Year...

Better stock up!

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

I Can't Get it Out of My Head,

No, No, No.



No,
I
Can't.
Get it Out of My Head...


XOXOX

OVER HERE.

Thank God for Canada !

Happy Thanksgiving!


Much like Canadians, we down here on the Blue Ridge appreciate a good holiday & do our best to help our neighbors celebrate theirs....

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Now, Some Dancing Girls....


It is a Three Day Weekend After All !!!

Great Day!!!

K-K-K - - - Go-A-WAY !!!

It turns out that this was the overwhelming sound of the rally yesterday.  The fifteen or so klansmen arrived a little bit late only to be greeted by forty-five or so protesters (more than half of which were a LGBT group!), and a crowd of perhaps a couple hundred spectators as well. As fate did have it, the good ol' boys in the flour sacks just couldn't get it up and ended up leaving an hour early, via the back door.....


Many of the protesters stopped by the diner afterwards and had coffee with me, where I got their impressions. And it was fairly agreed that the klan (at least around here), is dying and carries no real weight....

What a Great Day!
 - 
With the KKK,  goin' away....


Follow-up story HERE.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

La Publicite'

It's going to be a busy day at the diner & on the square today....


It seems there is going to be a bunch of ignorant white folks visiting our little town:

More back story HERE and HERE

They'll be wearing lovely white gowns...


&
Burkas


Like So:


They will be complaining (a regular bitch-fest), about things like homosexuals and muslims...

Look for me on the national news!

I'll just be wearing bluejeans and a t-shirt though....









Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

!!!Sunny!....



It's a twink overload....

Like two whole boxes of Little Debbie's....

I am going to look at some porn now...
Who knows???
I might share.




What's to Debate???


Oh,
gurl.....

SOURCE

Monday, October 1, 2012