Mistress MJ has offered asylum to Americans fleeing the U.S.A. in the negligible chance that the GOP manages to steal the elections.... However, She insists upon the refugees being all "hip-happy" and "with it", when it comes to Canadian Dancing & Kult-cha & Shit.... (Next thing you know you're eating poutine..... AND enjoying it....). If any of you yankees are in search of a plan B, C, D, E or F, etc.; It would be best if you started learning the dance moves now.... FREE CANADIAN DANCE LESSONS HERE. As you can see, I'm getting pretty good at it, if you need any help with those tricky Canadian moves, I'm the Queen you need... Enjoying poutine however......? I can't help you with.... There will be vodka.
Some are now turning their energies to the 2016 elections such as Governor Kris Kristy Kreme (R) New Jersey:
Who spent today in Iowa (I can't imagine why), and not spending any time working for Shitty Mitt's & Lyin' Ryan's campaign ...
*Everyone still needs to vote!
(The Governor swearing that he only had three)
Well, I've started working on the 2016 elections myself...
And after having spent the longest ten years of my life one year in New Jersey, I did manage to learn to speak the language there & I just want to send this sweet little message to the soon-to-be former Governor Kristy Kreme:
I have never really fit in with main-stream pop culture. It seems as if I am always off in the shadows of it, somewhere.... And so, this is what goes through my mind whenever anyone brings up that show or shows with the good looking gay vampires, that I have never seen & right now, can't even remember the name of.... I must be a real L7.