Thursday, August 30, 2012

Sunday, August 26, 2012

I'm So Glad That Betty Chaney is "Going Steady", Now...


It's About Time 
It
Makes
Me ,

Moist....

Personally, I Like Mine Askew......


&
What's That's Supposed to Mean???

(You want me to lick your dick with just the tip of my tongue???

...OK.)

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Pardon Me, Are There Any Republicans Here???

There Are Some Girls at the Door That Would Like to Speak to You....


Sorry About Your Luck...

YES! ........ It's True That I Started a Tumblr....

Or Am I Lying????

Let's Ask Our Good Friends...

Or, Perhaps, Not Say a Word. 



OR,

For Inbred White Folks,  Just Type in:


or
not...

Some, Perhaps, Find No Joy....

Just Then, a Republican Spoke the Truth.....


Don't worry, it's a catered affair, the only ones that heard are girls, spics, niggers & fags...

LET"S PARTY!!!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

I'm At a Loss...

Oh, so many, zingers....
Most of them hers.
I've known & loved her voice since the first time I heard it, most likely as a baby (mom was a big fan).  Witnessing any performance or cameo was always an absolute thrill....

Right now I can't even remember one schtick, and I know why.

I had the distinct pleasure and honor of making her acquaintance at her birthday party some years ago.  So now when I think about her passing, I can't even muster a joke, which she would have loved, I just see her face and feel her spirit (which was surprisingly gentle & coy).  And with that, I'll just say:

Thanks Phyllis, for making myself & my life... Better.

RIP
x
wally

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Mistress MJ is Back!!!

Perhaps she is rested & will decide to release me...
And in her good judgement, allow me to bathe with little soaps and then to sip from the vodka fountain.....

And
Maybe, just maybe...

If her holiday was indeed.

Mistress will give me my old job back:


I really don't like when Mistress is away, and I sincerely hope & believe that she had the best that repose has ever had to offer, ever....

xoxox my dearest,
wally

Sunday, August 5, 2012

I'm Really Not A Fan of Labels......

But -

So I thought I'd give her one less person, place or thing for her to slap one onto, by just doing it myself:

 The label took me about five minutes-



My spicy ketchup took three days....
But I did get eight half-pints of goodness & one funny label...

xoxox, norma!

Friday, August 3, 2012

Some of What's Really Been Going On...

The American Wild Black Cherry:

We have one growing in the back yard that bore a peck or two of the pea-sized bittersweet fruit, so the old man picked 'em & I put 'em up...

 After all was said & done, we got three quarts of syrup and three quarts of jam.  The syrup is truly amazing, in seltzer to make soda,  served over desserts like cobbler or on vanilla-fudge swirl ice cream (You'd just die & go to hog heaven!).


Then Last Night:


I made some fresh apple-mint jelly, which is not green, as some of you know, but a wonderful golden topaz color...

:
Absolutely Wonderful!
Even if I say so myself...

I Remember When...


I Could Point Out the North Star
Without My Hands, Too....