Monday, April 30, 2012

Can Can....

Miss Laura gave me a box of Blue Ball Masons...

And You Know I Know what to do with some Blue Balls:


Can of Course !!!

These are Bread & Butter Ramps.  The old man picked 'em and I put 'em up,  a couple of weeks ago...


Lots of Canning to Come...


The Twelve Rules of Chef.

#1  Chef never sleeps;  he rests.


#2  Chef is not drinking;  he is tasting.


#3  Chef does not eat;  he nourishes himself.


#4  Chef is not late;  he has been detained. 


#5  Chef has not left service;  he has been called away.


#6  Chef is always Chef,  even in his bathing costume.


#7  It is strictly forbidden for Chefs to marry, so that their numbers should not be increased.


#8   When you criticize Chef;  you criticize the Almighty


#9  When you enter Chef's office with your own ideas,  you will leave with his.


#10  The word Chef is always capitalized.  Always. 


#11  Chef is always right.





Is it that hard to understand?




#12  If you disagree with Chef:  See rule #11.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Give Us a Smooch, Thom....


Please,
for no particular reason.

Believe Me.



Just be close at Hand....

Ba-Dum-Ching...

So...
I was feeling quite sexy today, in control, wearing my second hand, linen get-up,complete with poofey chef-hat, when this lovely young parolee, who was cutting the grass behind town hall at the time, walks straight up to me, looking me dead-in-the-eye, arrives, and then says:


"You have the body of a God"!


After turning a lovely shade of Georgia Peach and then taking another drag on me fag, *exhale*, he looks at me, again, dead-in-the-eye and says:


"I'm a Buddhist".....






So...
How Was Your Day???

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Sad, Sad, Sad.....

No puppies.
Just a whole lot of gooey greenish-black discharge....


The rest of the story is just as gruesome and I won't bring it up again.  The old man has on his brave Scot face, as do I. 


And that'll be just fine.


Sad, sad, sad.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

CAKE !



Hooked on a Feeling...


Peek-A-Boo !!!


Just Missin' My Darlin's....


 You Know, High on Believing....

Monday, April 23, 2012

For Real...

I went next door to the town hall today to pay the water bill, and this was posted on the door....

...Charming, quaint little village in what was originally a penal colony (and...

On the bright side I wasn't late making the payment!!!

Friday, April 20, 2012

Grasshopper? Can You Tally Bananas Whilst Sipping Tea with Your First Reader Upon Your Head???


I Dunno...

But,
 I'll dance to Lawrence Welk if I have to....

Clint Eastwood & Justin Timberlake....

Are filming yonder...
The village dish was that they ate at  "The Hole"...
I said,  "He's Tall".....


The gossip runs very deep around here.


There! 
I said it; I think I'll look  for a nice dick to post now....

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Look Who Just Happen to Stop by the Diner Today....



Sik Chik actually left her white Coach in booth #6 today. The Old Man was Looking for a reason to call her after speaking with her and receiving her calling card.
As the story goes, so he says, he was praying for any reason to call her, and then Lo & Behold; Her bag...
He Called!
She was already over the mountain so she asked him to overnight it to her. He did!
&
THEN
A few minutes ago she sent this to his phone...
I had to share...

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Missing Y'all !!!

I really feel like a like such a slouch lately, trying to keep up with the current affairs of blogsylvania, trying to post a little something, and not being able to because of time constraints (and the material I have is so lush too, DAMNIT!).

Some explanation is that we had opened up the new dining room on April first, so our seating has doubled. On top of that we started serving dinner this past Thursday and this means that I also am training five new people and tomorrow morning it will be six...

And then there is the drama...

And of course the cooking & baking....


Made some Crusty Fried Oysters & Frog Legs! 



And Baked some Napoleons -


As I was explaining this new strange confection to my staff, one of my hillbilly waitresses interrupted me and blurted:
 "So, is it like a Eee Clare?" 
I replied, "Yes, just tell the people that it's like an eclair.
And that'll be just fine."...



Hoping to find more time for fun,
w
xoxox

PS.  Puppies will be arriving within the next week. Oy!



Now Who on Earth would want to Harass Poor Dottie Henckle????


Friday, April 13, 2012

Do You Know the Way to San Jose.......?

Some Say That It,
 Is,
 Over, Yonder....


And that would be just fine......

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Sunday, April 8, 2012

I Wanna Pet the Bunny! I Wanna Pet the Bunny!!!

Awwwe...

Awe.... 
 Poor, Poor Floppsy....
& I Know Mary Personally... 

See Y'all Real Soon...


... And That'll Be Just Fine...



Wishing You The Best of Easters....

xoxox
w

One of These Peeps is not Like the Others...


Saturday, April 7, 2012

In My Easter Bonnet....

With All the Frills Upon It.
Who'll Be "The Grandest Lady",  in the Easter Parade?

???
Ahhhhaaaa!


The Days of My Youth...


Dot dot dot;
dot dot dot...
...









This Year's Bonnet Looks More Like
This: 



A little bit more off the shoulder, but still....


Dot dot dot...


Politicians, Talking Heads &  One of My Multiple Personalities, Luiz, Inform Me That I Should See Myself Something Akin to This:


SIDENOTE!!!

If you have never seen Two Fat Ladies Cooking, and have three minutes and thirty seconds to learn, well then, I'll buy you a dough-nut if we should ever happen to meet in person....
(Don't bring cole-slaw....
Please.)



I guess what I'm trying to tell y'all is that:


- I Am -


Does Anyone Want to Help Me Peel This Onion???

Dot, dot, dot...

Monday, April 2, 2012

So....

In our fiftieth year we find that our mother gave birth to a poet that poses no prose....


Almost as if she knew!