Thursday, December 29, 2011

Absolutely Ghoulish...

You know,

As In Dodge Trucks Are Ram Tough???

Oy!
whadda face...

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Don't Need Santa...

Already got my old man.....


A large influx of gin wouldn't hurt though....

Oh! Santa, Baby......


All we want for christmas is loose our two front teeth!

Happy Holidays!!!
xoxox from Wallywood.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Looking Out Some New Doors...

This is what we see looking out of the front door of the restaurant:
The old town hall in the square.

And this is what we see looking out of the back door:
This is one of a mated pair of hawks that stop by for lunch everyday in the field behind us.

If You Please....



To Hell With the Diet!

We'll Have the Black Velvet and That Little Boy's Smile...
If You Please...

Friday, December 16, 2011

Here! This is Creepy:

If you facebook click this link HERE and logon with your facebook account....




Really Creepy...

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Kinda Makes Ya Wanna Holler Hidee-Ho.....

Burns your Tummy now,
 don't ya know?

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug...

What a Mind Scramble...



After leaving NYC a week ago almost to the hour, we finally have a little time to sit down and collect our thoughts and share them.
We now are residing  in a little town in north Georgia called Blairsville, it's very scenic here in the Blue Ridge mountains and so far we find ourselves very contented, albeit stretched. Our long time friend, Mark, owns a restaurant in the center of town called The Hole in the Wall, and when we say the center of town we mean right on the square (which is funny because it's a circle). It also is the center of gossip for the town and in many ways it seems more dangerous than the city, we are quite sure you understand...


The reason we haven't had much time since we arrived is that Mark had booked a party, a catered affair, at one of the towns wealthier inhabitant's home, and so, no sooner had we arrived that we had to get busy, very busy.  Mark explained that the host was "sensitive",  this is the code word here for gay,  so we have learned....


The party was great, the most amazing house and we got to feed all the well-to-do poofters in the closet club...


Ho hum...


Back to the town and the diner. the people here refer to themselves as hillbillies and at the diner we serve such delicacies as chicken & dumplings, collard greens, country fried steak and yes, fried green tomatoes....


More to come as we settle in....








Sunday, December 11, 2011

Important Update... ...

Not only can we pee off the front porch,  
but we can also leave our empty cans on the rail, 
indefinitely...

Friday, December 9, 2011

Three Dogs.....

Walk into a Vet's Office....


Number three says, "Whatcha in for?"


Number one says, "Oh, I'm a pooper, I'm a pooper....".


Number three says, "So, you're getting your nuts cut off....


Number one says, "Yeah."
-


Number one says to number two, "Howd'a find yourself here?"


Number two says, "Well, I'm a pisser,   I'm a pisser......".

Number three says, "So, you're getting your nuts cut off...".

Number two says, "Yeah."
-

And then  numbers one & two chime up and ask number three: "What are you here for????"?

Number three says, "I'm a fucker, I'm a fucker...".  "In fact, just this morning my mistress bent over to clean under the kitchen sink, and I fucked her!".......

One & Two say:  :"So you are here to get your nuts snipped too.....".

Number Three says:  "No, I'm just getting my nails done........................................"!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Feeling Quite Like Patty Duke, Thank You.....

Most Likely Because We Just had Our First Haircut in Six Years...

A New Career in a New Town...

Just wanted to let you all know that we are now up on the mountain and that we will be able to give a more complete updated in just a few more days.  We already feel our creative juices flowing and decompression has begun....

We are quite sure our abilities to amuse will be in full force shortly...


Thanks for the support.


qw



Sunday, December 4, 2011

Very Much in Need of an Old Sweet Song Right Now....

How About You?



We received a call from one of our proteges & current employer, and he told us one of the prettiest things  we have ever heard....


He said:
"You know, you could be driving and come to a stop, and you could just sit there for twenty minutes;  no one is going to honk at you, no one is even behind you, I'll bet you'll like that..."


 What we have decided to do is the best thing for all of us, stick around & you will see, history in the making....


qw

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Thirteen Years Ago Today....

We touched down at La Guardia to receive and possess our "New York Story", and now we must gather that we have, and so, soon all will be revealed....


Every place a vagabond sojourns carries weight; every place embodies the good and the bad of nature, human and otherwise...  


Somethings we will miss-


Cherry trees blooming in December-

The annual painting of the pumpkins...

&
Aptly named family owned businesses...


It really is just like a movie, and that, most of the time.

Just Blowing Through to Profess Our Unwavering Love for You.....

Be Back Soon,
With a Vengeance...