Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Giant Ants From Space....

Snuff the Human Race.

Then They Eat Your Face,
and Never Leave a Trace....


 La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la






Giant ants from space snuff the human race
Then they eat your face, never leave a trace
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la
They shoot fire all around. Tokyo burns down
Everybody drowns. The moon falls on the ground
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la

They can't be stopped at all. The buildings start to fall
Soldiers shoot all day and then they run away
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la

The world is holocaust. Everything is lost
Mankind is destroyed. Sprinkled in the void
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la

Giant ants from space waste the human race
Then they eat your face, never leave a trace
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la

Do You Like it Here???

No.
I meant New Carnage???

Blasé As Can Be...

We Can Hardly Smoke...

Monday, August 29, 2011

intelligent conversation...




Chatbox, meet Chatbox.


As seen on JMG

Like a Bad Penny....

Stay Tuned...

Equalization....


For Whom Knows Who... For We All Know Why.....

Why Have the Adult Warning if You Don't Use it???

Great Guns!

What are you made up for?
The seeing eye?

Don't watch it unless you are going to watch it to the very end.

Keep Your California Boys...
Please.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

We Wish Our Boyfriend Would Call....

Really.

Name Dropper, Child Mentioner......


Irene is Coming for Cocktails....

We guess we gotta kill the old red rooster.....
Or else there won't be any chicken & dumplings,
When she comes....

Best Ignored.

Busted windows,
broken ass.
Sentient being?
My deepest desire is to pass...
lovers love love loving luv, loves back.
I am a polite man, excuse me, as I cross the room to equalize the gas.

Oscar Wilde said:
Better off dead.
So God does imply?
Indignant self-righteous kick for naught.
Luv loves loves and love loves loving back.
I am a polite man, excuse me, don't go weeping on my tombstone, don't cry.

New Jerk, New Jerk

After all the crap that I have heard, I can only come to one conclusion:


The Greatest City on the Planet does not Have Enough Money to Pump the Water Out of its Ten Tunnels...

We're # 1
We're # 1
We're # 1

Governing through fear....
It's the republican way, you know... Fear, the opposite of faith...

Crooks running around free on Wall Street, and they will tax you, make no mistake about it! 
You are the poor.
You will not win the lottery, you moron.

Evidently, the government has enough money to kill young boys collecting firewood on a hillside in Afghanistan, though....

Nice!

Bloomberg is a  Functional Psychopath, and is no different than Michele Bachman, Sarah Palin, Glen Beck or Rush Limbaugh...
None of these people want to kill you....

They just want to pluck off your wings so that you will never fly.

qw


The Problem With Having a Straight Roommate....

As he was leaving to go shopping,  he asked us if we needed anything besides coffee.
We replied, "Yes.  Bring home some chicken".


And He Did!!!
But...

He thought we meant this:



We were thinking more along the lines of this:

It doesn't really matter, we suppose....
As we're still licking our fingers!

A Strawberry Blonde

Imagining what Irene will do...

Or What Irene Dunne.....





Are You Ready? Is Your Monkey Ready?




This reminds us of a story:


Back in the days when we were wealthy with our reputation and our restaurant/club & bank account, we had one hell of a work-horse named Dottie.  She was older and worked in the mornings, we had a very large staff as you cannot do anything without a staff.
Anyway, one morning I had to fill (file), in.  Usually at that time in the kitchen it was Big Band Music....   "What puts the kick in the chicken, the magic in June?"......   That morning I did not feel so perky.  I put in my Patti Smith tape, everyone was so worried about Dottie...
A couple of songs played and then "Space Monkey" came on.  Not one said a word as Dottie prepared the chicken salad.  We were all looking at each other, speechless;  I was even starting to feel bad at this point (and I owned the joint!), the song and the tension came to an end, as well as the end of that tape.
None were speaking, and then Dot stops chopping the chicken and says:  "I love that song!!!  Can we listen to that again?".


Dottie forever diggs Space Monkey.


It is so important not to judge.


qw

Friday, August 26, 2011

The Big Blow...

We tied down three homes today and all that's left to do is our own garden which we'll do in the morning. We have until around noon to get that done.
For the first time in history NYC is basically being shut down...
No mass transit from noon on Saturday till around noon on Monday.
Being a Florida Boy for the largest portion of our life, we are not too worried, get everything done then stay indoors until she passes.




Of Course 
One Needs the Proper Attire for Such an Event...

 And-
The Correct Beverages...

An AM Radio:

 &
 Plenty of Candles
 


And don't forget to fill the bath up with water so you can flush the terlit!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Here it is!!!

And we put in extra toilet paper too!


The bathroom is prepared!

What on Earth Could Be Missing???


Haughty....

Have You Guys Met Charlotta Sheer Yet???

Word on the street is that she is a'scared of Mistress MJ...

We can't imagine why....

Another Queens' Queen...

We are reposting this as our dearest Cyndi has once again not forgotten herself & who she is.  She has opened up True Colors Residence in Harlem, for homeless LGBT youth....

An amazing woman.

Read more about it HERE, from WonderMan.


Now the Repost-
An Ozone Park Queen
Go figure...

What can we tell you that you don't already know?

She is from Queens 

Before her career took off -
Three different doctors told her she would never sing again....



We chose this video because you can feel Queens NYC in it; We should know, we live here & know those girls that just want to have fun....
One was over last night...

qw

Oooo! and the diversity of the girls back in what? '83?.....
Welcome to Queens!

...Never Once Gave it Away, Everybody Had to Pay and Pay...


And the White Girls Say:::

Da
da da da da da 
dah,
et cetera!

We should know, one of them almost damaged us, physically, with her bike; and she thinks that she is pretty enough to get away with it!
I pity her, someday  she will meet a Queen that will put her in her place....
It may have been better coming from us.

Sometimes We Get Gas....


Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Living in NYC....

We often feel like keying peoples' shit, but we don't.  If you live in the city, parking is often more important than driving...


We did, however, tear down some caution tape today that blocked our way to the bodega to buy beer...


We are quite proud of ourselves.

He Doesn't Understand Why They Gave Him the Part of "Speak no Evil"....

The Guy on the Left is the Smart One and The Guy on Right is in Denial...
BUT,
If you can listen to Chatty Cathy till four AM, he'll be all yours! 

So Sorry, Are We Late???


Tuesday, August 23, 2011