Saturday, April 30, 2011

Prowsercise...

A One

A Two
A Three
And
Four! 
REPEAT

We have been so busy getting ready for the Gorgeous Gams Competition over at Infomaniac that we have hardly had time for anything else.... 
Oooo! 
Our photographer, Scotty, just walked in, gotta run....

You still have time to enter... Go ahead, see if you have the STUFF!

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Good For You, Kate....

In honor of a lovely young princess that was smart enough to trap the world's most eligible willie.....


Good For You!

We just adore to know that a prince pees like a prince...

This Is Our Song For The Kate...

Watch this if you haven't seen this before....
Keep you eyes on Paul & John....
This was quite obviously done right after the first time John & Paul "Did It"......


We
Mean
Speaking of
Princesses & Such....

We See Thee

.

And When We Are Done........




SCANDALOUSLY ...
Lifted...
 from

Papers.....

Genteel People use Paper to Keep Their......

  Bottoms Clean..

Which one looks like it was filled out by snakes???

Welcome to the land of the Free....
&
Show us your papers, please.

They Shoot Prostitutes, Don't They???

HEY YOU GUYS!!!.....
LOOK AT THIS!!!


OR
JUST CLICK
FOR
ART


Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Full Disclosure...

For those of you that have visited  A Queens' Queen over time, you know that we occasionally do a post: "Another Queens' Queen".  These are just slight, cursory bios & snippets of famous people or things from Queens in New York City.  There are so many interesting people and things in & about Queens, most of which are great!  
However, we feel it would be unrealistic and deceptive to not also mention some of the bad people and things from Queens, and indeed, we have in the past mentioned some of the tragedies & travesties that are truly, "The Crap of Queens".  But this one is A Doozy.....


So,
In the interests of full disclosure:


Donald Trump is from Queens.


There, we have said it!


Now
In Our Own Defense...
Anyone that knows us saw this coming...
Worth Avenue


The Everglades Club (the ugly view)


1962 Cadillac De Ville series 62 (we think they called this color dessert rose?)



Years ago we chauffeured for a dear friend on her wedding day, driving our fabulous 1962 Cadillac De Ville (Majorca Blue), in Palm Beach, Florida.  On our way from the church to the reception at The Everglades Club, it needs be one takes Worth Avenue.  While leading the procession down the avenue, some really stupid blonde bimbo that was braying at an older woman across the avenue moved to cross, as if we would "just naturally stop for her".  She locked eyes with us and must have realized that she wasn't in New Jersey and that we perceived her as "just more road-kill".  She waited for the whole entourage, as we discovered later...
The braying blonde bimbo's name was Marla Maples & the old broad was her mother...

You're Going to Count to Sixty....




Very Slowly
Thanks parkaboy

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

DICK

Or Do You Prefer....
Ricardo???

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Dame Diana Rigg -




Isn't she wonderful???

Our Monday Memories....

After spending a little time with the kinfolk....
We took our leave...


But then, we got to thinking on the way home.....
This is not always a good thing...





Then something just snapped us out of it!




 DON'T WORRY...
We didn't get arrested or even a ticket....
But, that,
 is another story,
 entirely.




So this post is a note to ourselves....
"When plotting while driving, always remember to:
 
".


This episode of our memories brought to you by:

In Victory Beige !

Thanks to pommes frites for helping us tell the story.

Where Could It Be???



Grade A Treats...


It's Easter....

Throw On Something Pretty....

Via


Enjoy your kin -



Eat All The Chocolate...

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Hippity Hoppity


Dear God,

Earthday, passover, easter & what the hell....
Fabulous Idea...
Spectacular Design....

Too bad it didn't work.....
Excuse us, please, we need to go fling shit at the wall.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Monday, April 18, 2011

Florida Crackers....

Aye, 
M-80s

The Best Peanut Butter Fudge We Ever Had...

 Crackers, Almost....
No Whip, No Crack, No Cracker...
...This is the implication however...

They Is Girl Crackers Too...
Believe Us, 
We Have Scars.... 

So
Do you really think that you are the first pirate we've come across???
Perhaps the best looking one, though...