Wednesday, June 30, 2010

happy july...




perspective...
almost always a gas..
gas is good...
unless it becomes explosive
qw

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

another queens queen

christopher walken


an astoria queen

"have you seen my ronald?"

"yeaaah"
"heees with my vincent.... behind the dumpster, again."

"again?"

"again."

m not sayin'...
just sayin'

qw

oh my dears...

has it really been a whole week since i last saw you in rome...

seems like years-



small world..
this is exactly the same outfit i wore on my last trip to sugartown...



sorry about the delay -

important bidness....
qw

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

thought for twaught...

you know the more i think about it....

maybe we should add "twaught" to the lexicon.

prepare to stand corrected...

at
bat
cat
dat
e
fat
gat
hat
i
j
kat
lat
mat
nat (sans g )
o
pat
qu
rat
sat
tat (i.e. tattoo)
u
vat
w
x
y
zat

now consider the word - "twat" ...
you have been pronouncing it wrong your entire life...

LET'S DO IT TOGETHER NOW- - -
at
bat
cat
twat

see how easy?
sounds good....

mmm..

TWAT TWAT TWAT....

mm..

now you know.

qw

jack of all trades....




isn't a crime?
...i'm not sure about my schmer - schmoo...-[

'cause...

""you don't know enough about me.""

qw

PS. the words on the blackboard are truly coincidental

Monday, June 14, 2010

another queens queen

RON JEREMY...

everyone my age seems to forget that when we first saw him he looked like this:



here's the ron we can't help but love:



and if you don't know or you must....
you can see him in the following post...

Ron Jeremy Bangs MILF In Jail - Pornhub.com

Ron Jeremy Bangs MILF In Jail - Pornhub.com

Sunday, June 13, 2010

consider the alternative ?

bitch bitch bitch...
some of our young ones (and old ones) have grown frustrated with our president, but honestly, how frustrated would these people be if we were in our second year of those two precious gemstones that the Grand Old Party had to offer us???
Mmm?
(mostly the mind reels)









i remember election night, zero-eight, when Obama's victory was declared - cheers poured throughout my courtyard from the surrounding apartment buildings.
in astoria, queens, that sound was only comparable to the sounds made during the world cup. (period)
superbowl & world series ...? not even a loud fart or belch.
anyhow, when the cheers died down and the champagne was popped, toasted and sipped, i turned to my naive and said: "this really is great, but let's not forget - he is just a politician after all".

he is not the christ; he is not the anti-christ. he is a politician and he is our president.
perhaps he could do more...
but mark my words...
if he were in a coma, we all are by far better off than having that disconnected, delusional doddering old fool and that titanic twat in the white house. (period)

so, please, consider the alternative before you run your mouth...



rome was not built in a day.

qw

Friday, June 11, 2010

art frenzy over, cocktail time...




This is the general impression upon entering this step-up master bath in Gramercy Park (proper)



We decided to use our collection of brass keys to do the riser face..
The full impression cannot be absorbed due to the quality of the Photo...
But the yellow of the brass against the red of the copper actually helps remind the user to step up...
Please, please- click to embiggerate...



Please don't clean them, or select them...
Or it will look contrived and not like the scales of an ancient koi of extraordinary stature...



All finished & clean, we are very pleased with the outcome, and we are our own most severe critic...

qw

Friday, June 4, 2010

makes cents to some

too busy to fool with myself & trying to be wittyqueen at the same time...
so we're going to merge the designblog with this one
(at her majesty's leisure, you do understand)...
so here goes-
a floor of pennies:



the first thing that must happen is that the sub-floor must be perfectly smooth....
level-quick is spectacular-
the only thing missing in the directions:
be fully prepared before you mix; mixing and pouring should be a ballet of swiftness and deftness...
this is what it looks like if done properly, (notice the reflections)...



we had made the template earlier out of an old door slat; if you can't do the math or understand drilling holes, then email us and we will help.



the template having been removed, it is time to prepare the mesh. luckily, this drywall tape was exactly the right width (you don't want to have to trim around the whole flat: the ends are plenty annoying on their own). cut the mesh to over length (for ease of handling) spray tape with 3M adhesive and carefully place tape over pennies, cover with waxpaper and use a rolling pin and your hand to make sure each cent is set. it only takes about thirty seconds.... and with this project: WAXPAPER, WAXPAPER, WAXPAPER!



this is how it looks as i place it on a cookie sheet covered with WAXPAPER!



thinset ... quality only... smalltooth trowel...
don't try this on a non concrete floor without making friends with a tile guy or gal... or at least email me first. mmkay?



a little charcoal colored grout & buffing, then a little sealer....
and gramercy park will never be the same

qw

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

just desserts







-not only do we live with the consequences of our own decisions.....

everyone else must live with them as well-

qw